MY Story!!!



Bigger than McEnroe, Dude!

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I bet with me boss that I can sell a world record attempt to anybody in the world. No worries. I´m going to kick ass – otherwise he will kick mine, straight out of the front door. Well, let me be honest, this was the most stupid bet I ever placed in my life (I mean, who is so sick to bet his job?!).

Well, mate, this is huuuuuuuge. I know what you´re asking yourself:
What the hell is this guy doin? Is that Stevie over there? I see Stevie
doin’ this crazy stuff in front of this Disneyland look-a-like thing… but… maybe he´s playin´ soccer in front of his house. Can´t believe the Big
Boss said that this is Task Force Number One.

I never understood this soccer thing until that day the Germans kicked
US out in Korea (I´m talking about the quarters in 2002…). Now it´s payback time.  I tried to join the squad but somehow my talent didn´t support my plan. So I thought: I´m going to become world champion
during that World Cup thing with my own squad… Near the Allianz
Arena in Munich Airport… That´s waterproofed!

Munich? Yeah, beer baby! Gimme more of that yellow juice cooling my throat. I swear – if you want this ad I´m payin´ the beer! Either during the world cup or some big litre steins at the Oktoberfest – I promise that you won´t get the world´s largest advertising banner without the trip of your lifetime. I have seen horses puke in front of pharmacies and you will too.

It doesn´t look like I got a motive, or something?! Right – I don´t have a client yet. Imagine Andrew Blake is booking this ad and puts his best boobs there… Hahaha… This is what I call: A time to make friends.

Man, you might wonder why this guy is doing that shizzel, see!? It´s because I want it huge. Isn´t this what they call German efficiency? Freaking hell, you can even see it from out of space, dudes! Gosh, isn´t that awesome?